The Darwin Awards 2

First of all I would like to apologise for my absence something popped up which stopped me from updating the blog. Anyway it’s Thursday so that means it’s time for another Darwin awards story. This weeks story comes with a warning Men’s eyes will water. This weeks story took place on 3 October 2004 in Romania “Radu, sixty-seven, lived in a formerly peaceful village near Galati. But lately Radu couldn’t get any sleep, all because of a single noisy chicken. Night after night he dreamed of wringing it’s neck, or even better, chopping it’s head off and eating it. One night, he finally had enough. He roused himself from bed and headed out to the yard in his underwear, determined to bring silence to his home. The sleep deprived villager grabbed that noisy chicken by the neck and chopped it’s head right off. Only then did he realize that he had confused his own penis for the chicken’s neck. While Radu stood stunned by this folly, his dog rushed over and gobbled up the treat. He was rushed to the hospital, bleeding heavily. Doctors sewed up the wound and pronounced him out of danger. He is also in no danger of reproducing.

Until tomorrow enjoy.